: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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