But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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