I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
"it" just moved
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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