carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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