I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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