dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
