Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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