So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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