Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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