is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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