i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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