that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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