people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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