I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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