So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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