THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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