so explain again why im purple
no
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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