You're completely useless in the revolution.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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