Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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