dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's shark week go big or go home
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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