My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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