Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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