i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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