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I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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