Acid is not a monday night drug
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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