I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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