My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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