I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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