Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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