I hate your face
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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