What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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