I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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