he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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