Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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