I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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