Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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