The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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