Will you blow on my dice?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
this just has baby written all over it
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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