Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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