just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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