i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You need a sexual gate keeper
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
last night I used snow as a chaser
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