Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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