U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you inspire me to be a worse person
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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