Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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