She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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