Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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