um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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