I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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