Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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