i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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