If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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