think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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