her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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