do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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